Saturday, 14 February 2015

VALENTINES ROMCOM RIDICULOUSNESS

So valentines is upon us. If you are with some iteration of a love interest CONGRATS if you aren't (like me) CONGRATS TOO. Ok so here are a standard selection of instances and a selection of films to enjoy old Val's day as vaguely cheeses as possible (I lie, tons and tons of cheese ahoy)

INSTANCE NUMBER 1.
The "gals" come over and insist you watch one soppy, ridiculous Rom Com

27 Dresses
WHY: This hilarious and touching movie tends to improve every situation. It stars a perennial bridesmaid that when being interviewed by a reporter falls in love. It's cute adorable and well worth a girls night in
BEST SCENE: Benny and the Jets

INSTANCE NUMBER 2
The "Gals" don't leave. EVER. So inspired by your love of "Big" you choose something similar
13 GOING ON 30
WHY: It's like Big but for girls!
BEST SCENE: Thriller sequence oh and Mark Ruffalo

INSTANCE NUMBER 3
The Gals firmly placed and during the credits of the last film have now restocked on foodstuffs are here to stay. But you can't stand much more. Quick bring on a musical
ROCK OF AGES
WHY: It's fantastic and fun and has enough lovey dovey moments to count as a rom com. Plus some of it is so ridiculously unexpected it's just really really worth it.
BEST SCENE: Ooh I don't actually know. Most of the songs probably

INSTANCE NUMBER 4
The night isn't ending. Everyone os rearing for the next film quickly think of something
JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE
WHY: It's a hilarious revenge movie. That is completely worth a girls night in watch.
BEST SCENE: Top of the pyramid joke

INSTANCE NUMBER 5
Thats it you are the end of your tether. Quickly stink them out with the worst rom-com imaginable
MALLRATS
WHY: It is seriously the worst. It's not funny, it's not romantic. Actually its kinda creepy. Poop jokes, dick jokes galore. Plus it has the added bonus of looking like a forgotten 90's classic when actually it's a 90's dud.
BEST SCENE: um its incredibly debatable but a guy slips on a toy train at one bit

THERE WE GO ONE ST VALS NIGHT IN PLANNED!!!!!!!!!



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