ATLANTIS: or what just happened so quickly?

Welcome to this saturday's Atlantis which has completely obliterated everything in my brain. It was fast paced, nutty as a fruitcake and brutal as heel. In short a work of art.

So here is my 5 point review.

1. TELEMON IS SERIOUSLY A DICK
I know this was said last week but still. He was working for Pasiphae to kill the queen of Atlantis but now…well. He's left to die in the desert so theres not rest for the wicked.

2. HERCULES AND PYTHAGORAS ARE JUST ANGSTY DADS
seriously they continue to parent Jason better than his parents ever did (yes I went there). Once again Pythagoras is adorable with his lines about being truly happy when alone.

3.PASIPHAE AIN'T A SMOOTH TALKER
Pashiphae though out this episode continues to be a bad public speaker. Stabbing men is not motivational Pas seriously!

4. WOMEN WIN EVERYTHING
From Pashipahe being better than most evil queens. Ariadne really steals the show, turns out she's a badass with a bow. Who knew?

5. THAT ENDING
what what what what what what what what what what what what
Ariande shot Pasiphae, angry evil irish girl obliterated the ground beneath her and Jason's feet. ZOMBIES??

So that's this week. Next week looks set to ruin my life!